DRESSING THE DOG
Chapter 1 (Part Two)
I grew up on a small, southern island on the eastern coast of the Atlantic Ocean. It is covered in the most beautiful majestic great oaks, dripping with Spanish moss. Huge Palmetto palms and great Southern pines fill in the carefully tended landscape, with azalea bushes and hydrangeas of every color blooming forth every spring and summer. We live behind a little private park in an upscale, secluded neighborhood. The house is set far off the road with lots of open yard in the front to run and play, and the backyard is bordered by a large creek, sourced by the intra-coastal waterway that almost cuts our little island in half. We love to sit out back in the gazebo that sits perched over the water and watch the boats of all shapes and sizes slowly cruise past… barking our hellos at each one as the occupants waive vigorously to us. Tiny white lights are strung from the rafters and encircle the ceiling, giving off the most romantic light at night. Sofas, chairs and outdoor lamps and tables give the whole thing a cozy feeling, and when the breezy salt air rustles through, you honestly never want to leave. And that is where Mummy spends many afternoons reading and napping with our little furry gang… her little “Yorkshire terrorists” as she likes to call us. She always makes us wear a life jacket when we are near the water… for safety reasons… just in case someone should fall into the creek and be washed away by the strong current. In all the years we have been out there, it has never happened, not once… but Mummy said if we hadn’t worn our jackets, it SURELY WOULD HAVE!
Our little island is bordered by the Atlantic Ocean on one long side… which has the best beaches for running and spending the day. We are lucky that dogs are allowed to come onto the beach, and although the rules vary from season to season, we can always find time to get down there and play. From Memorial Day until Labor Day there are NO DOGS allowed from 8am until 5pm… then after 5pm they are allowed on a leash. From Labor Day until Memorial Day dogs are allowed on the beach anytime on a leash OR under GOOD VOICE CONTROL… and THIS is our FAVORITE TIME to go because we love running crazy-mad down the flat, hard-packed, dark grey, sandy beach. When Mummy and Daddy clap their hands, we ALWAYS come running back… maybe stopping a few times to smell something interesting in the sand…usually some sort of dead sea-life that MUST be investigated! The other side of the island is made up of mostly marsh and is not good for much of anything that we can tell. Nature lovers will spend all day in kayaks and canoes on that side of the island and it is reported to be very peaceful there. I guess they enjoy watching the birds and the dolphins but there is no beach to run on and no dead stuff buried in the sand, so we don’t see much use for it, actually.
Now, hear me out. Up until my arrival in the family, Mummy had NEVER put a single hair-bow on one of her little dogs, or bought a single t-shirt or harness for one either. In fact, when she THOUGHT about dogs wearing clothes, she thought of that famous picture of the dogs playing poker, and the whole idea of it sort of freaked her out. She said they just looked TOO HUMAN or something, sitting there around that poker table smoking and drinking. I KNOW! If you have ever seen my hair-bow collection and my closet full of harnesses, dresses, sweaters and t-shirts you are in shock about now. And the whole thing got started because of a little collar and a matching leash. Mummy was so happy once she got me home that she decided I must have THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COLLAR AND MATCHING LEASH that the world had ever seen. She searched the local pet stores but couldn’t find “THE COLLAR.” Someone at work suggested that she try the internet but Mummy had NEVER been on the internet. Honestly, she barely knew how to turn on our home computer. “How do you do that?” she asked. “EASY,” they said. “Just type in: DOG COLLAR and watch what happens… then start shopping.” Site after site of doggie boutiques flashed before her eyes. It was like CHRISTMAS!!!
It didn’t take long to find THE MOST ADORABLE pale pink velvet collar with baby pink embroidered flowers and mint green leaves trailing vine-like around the collar. There was a matching leash too. Into the shopping cart they went. Up until that point, she had only searched the COLLARS & LEASHES categories and hadn’t bothered to check out the CLOTHING sections… what with the dogs playing poker image stuck in her head and all. But that day, she decided to just LOOK and see what was in the CLOTHING section… since she was already on the site anyway. The first little t-shirt was full of flouncy ruffles from top to bottom and looked like a baby clown outfit. Mummy said OMGOSH that looks RIDICULOUS! She clicked on the next outfit. HAHAHAHA, what a silly looking shirt!!!! Who would buy that?!?!?! She moved on to the next outfit. And there it was… a sweet little white t-shirt with tiny pink flowers along the bottom edge. Ohhhhh, now that is really cute. That would look SO SWEET on Millie. ADD TO CART. She thought she better get a cute little hair-bow to match the t-shirt, while she was at it. ADD TO CART. And that is how it got started. After a few shopping trips, she had several outfits but NOW needed something to hang them on, so she bought a handy wooden T-stand that would hold 6 outfits and included 6 wooden hangers. It wasn’t long before it was all filled up and she asked Daddy if he could make her 2 more hangers to match the ones that she already had. After-all, she had 8 outfits and only 6 hangers!!! If could say one thing about my Mummy, it’s that she is a perfectionist. Everything has to match… and nothing is out of order. Daddy said, “8 OUTFITS! How many clothes does a little dog need???” That would later be a question that no one in our house would EVER be able to honestly answer, and Daddy finally stopped asking. Since Bebe and Sophie were so much older than I was, Mummy never tried to put them in clothes but she did buy Sophie a few hair-bows. Bebe never cared for the bows and since Mummy kept her hair trimmed back enough where her hair didn’t fall into her eyes, she didn’t really need one. Once hair-bows came into the house, Sophie and I always had a topknot adorned with a bow. Elvis missed out on the clothes AND the bows. He just stood quietly on the sidelines and watched as the world of fashion entered our home. Something had happened here that NO ONE saw coming… Mummy was dressing the dog!
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Yes sweet Millie mommy caught the fever. My Belle has lots of clothes and hair bows too. What sweet young pretty girl could be without life’s necessities? ?
And so it begins…. Dog clothes !! We adore you Millie!…..with or without clothes. ???
We love you too ms. Sandra… AND all of the clothes that you have made for us!
LOVE seeing all the harnesses you make for the munchkins, Darsey. You’re very talented!!!
Thank you ms Dianne! ❤️
Would love to see your closet Millie , looking forward to chaper 3 ??
We will post a picture of the closet soon. ?
Love your storytelling talent. Hoping we get to see Millie’s organized closet soon!
We will post a picture of the closet in an upcoming chapter.
Your home sounds devine! I wish I lived there with you and your sisters! I would love to read by the gazebo, walk on the beach and be surrounded by you “Yorkshire terrorists”!
I can’t wait until the next episode!
That’s adorable. Would love to see your closet. It sounds like you girls just about live on a private island.
I love reading about how your Mummy started dressing you. I try to get Coco to wear a bow but no luck yet. She does wear harnesses. I love hearing about the Gazebo. It really does sound like a perfect place. I can just imagine the feeling of the breeze blowing off the water. What a beautiful place to live. They
Clothes r so fun, but i have been able to master a good top knot! Malley’s hair is very silky. Oh well. Loving the stories.
Did I miss Part one? This sounds like the beginning, but it says it is Part 2. Enjoyed reading it! Thanks!
Yes, Janine… Each chapter is divided into 2 parts. Part ONE should be the post just below this one.
Love the story….still lsughing at the visual of “yorkie twrrorists”
Isn’t it GREAT that your Mummy discovered the ease of “ADD TO CART”? It’s very easy to do this YOUR Boutique website too…I know this from happy personal experience! It must be just about time to put your sweaters away for a bit and bring out your SUMMER outfits and hairbows, yes?
Isn’t it GREAT that your Mummy discovered the ease of “ADD TO CART”? It’s very easy to do this on YOUR Boutique website too…I know this from happy personal experience! It must be just about time to put your sweaters away for a bit and bring out your SUMMER outfits and hairbows, yes?
I have loved your little stories since I found you on Facebook I haven’t been on very long but I followed you and your family on your 10000 mile trip two summers ago and that was so much fun watching. Love you little ones and can’t wait to hear your tales!
Hello Millie!!! Love this Story!!!???? Cute Princess since Day One ???⭐️????
Oh Millie! Mummy is precious. Our story is much like yours. Who knew doggie fashion could be so addicting? We sure do now. Love you!
We have enjoyed it because it has allowed us to meet so many wonderful people who have become GREAT FRIENDS!!! ??
I’m still laughing at Mummy discovering on-line shopping! (ADD TO CART!)
Love you, Millie!
Lololololol… on-line shopping has opened up a WHOLE NEW WORLD! ??❤️
Found it! Thanks! That is funny, I have always called Yorkies “Yorkshire Terrorists”! It suits them so well…they have no fear!
I am loving this story!!!! so exciting……
I know you and Mummy are busy packing for Paris (oh how I love Paris!), but someday I would like to see a photo of you girls wearing your little life jackets, also known as personal floatation devices. Your Mummy is very smart to dress you in your PFDs when you’re near the water.